It's reminiscent of the low-effort half-jog you might break into when you're crossing the road after a car's given way to you, but strung out for as long as you hold down the W key like a tired puppeteer. To me, Hulky's run feels a bit too smooth and lacking in heft. After much analysis, I've decided that this is something that's missing when Hulky puts one leg in front of the other. I don't know precisely what it is that gets me going, but it can only be described as 'pleasing gusto'. It's not that it's bad, or ungainly or anything like that. There's just one thing that's holding me back from basically proposing to my digital avatar, and that's Hulky's run. As my EXP bar rises, so does my love for this beefcake. There's something quite adorable about the way his trunk-like arms flop to the side.

Perhaps one of my favourite things about Hulky is the way he stands. He also got his first Chocobo mount recently! We named him Kiryu after his hero, the Dragon Of Dojima. That includes plodding along hot desert sands to bonk a huge sandworm to a pulp, or traipsing across bustling cities to serve thirsty officers herbal tea. We've been to lots of places together, after all.

I like to think that in a parallel universe filled with thousands upon thousands of mischievous cat-boys, there exists a calm Bruce Banner who rather enjoys their company.Īnd it's safe to say that I've grown rather fond of Hulky.

So far, the character I've stuck with the longest is Shadow Hulk, who's a spitting image of the green angry man but in a bluey grey shade, reminiscent of his original comic book colour.

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